A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"

"How shocking!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. "You know, I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Fra nk and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed the female parrots in the cage. Immediately, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed. "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

lol. yeah i have heard its Desi version

Desi punjabi version much better

Post the punjabi version

whos got the desi version

I have heard it before too... its funny

Haha

Totoon ki toh lotery lag gayi

I heard it like this:

Aik admi kay pass aik tauti thi .Tauti bohat khraab thi her waqt ganay gati rehti thi.Wo admi bohat pareshan tha.
ua kay hamsaya kay pass aik tauta tha.Tauta bohat naik aur ibadat guzaar tha.
admi nay apni tauti ko warning di kay" agar tum ganay bund nahi kero gi tu main tumhain tautay kay pinjray main
bund ker dun ga."
tauti baz na aai.us nay us ko tautay kay pinjray main dal dia.tauta sahib jai-namaz per bhitay, toopi pehnay ..tasbeeh
per rahey thay.
jaisay hi tauti pinjray ,main enter hoi..tauta sahib nay toopi utari.. jai-namaz lapeta aur haath utha ker kaha.
"Allah tera shukar hay tu nay may meri dua sun li."

This one is too vague..

LOL

lmao

this one's hilarious!

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhhahhhhhaaha
The best joke I have ever read.
This is the bomb man

man.....that was funny