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safir
post Oct 22 2008, 08:51 PM
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With the housing market collapse and stock market plunging downwards, everyone is worried about his/her future. The whole situation has befuddled even the US treasurery department. Therefore the US govt. has issued a new US one dollar bill.



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post Oct 31 2008, 05:08 AM
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Lolz....


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post Nov 14 2008, 12:07 PM
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post Nov 15 2008, 03:32 AM
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I have one from the 1930's recession.

A couple is living in absolute poverty without any job and when it came to continued starvation the wife suggests,"Darling we will due if we did not do anything".
Husband ," There are no jobs out there so what do you suggest?"
Wife,"If....if.... ahem... I went out for a night we will have enough money so that we dont die while searching for a respectable profession".
Husband (after some moments of silence),"Ok it makes sense but i can only allow it once as my pride wouldn't allow more than that"
Wife,"thanks"

When wife returns in the morning with $33.10 the husband scream,"which idiot paid you 10 cents?"
Wife (after some moments of silence),"Everybody!"


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post Nov 18 2008, 06:55 AM
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That guy should be balck now.


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safir
post Nov 20 2008, 08:11 PM
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^ That guy is only Prsident Elect until Jan. 20th,2009.


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post May 1 2009, 10:36 AM
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woww .. LOL

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post May 7 2009, 11:15 PM
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lol


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post May 8 2009, 08:44 PM
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Lol.. good one safir uncle. smile.gif


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post May 15 2009, 05:00 AM
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lolzz man funnnii stuff man



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