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[cr33d]

wasup guys and grls, I thot it would be cool to have a thread where everyone shares his/her funny moments..u can share more than one heheehehe

I remember one time i was buying groceries wit my mom in a place known as desiville and i saw this punjabi guy wearing a shower cap over his turban
haahahahahaah ok ok i dunt mean to crack on sikh ppl..i got sikh frends but i have to admit..it was a pretty funny sight.... a white turban poking out from underneath a blue showercap with yellow duckies. IM SERIOUS!!!

[DumbledoresArmy]

well we were in a shop in london, and my little sister who is around 7 at that time points at teh man in front and asks really loudly , "Yeh saar pe dupaata kiyoon peen a hai??" and that sikh guy turned round and gave us such a dirty look!!!!!!!!

[cr33d]

i remember one time..my baby cuzin was holding on to those foot candies.u kno the ones that look like a foot on a stick and u dip them into sugar...
i saw him with it, and said, "Look! its candy!:
And he goes <the cute lil meister> "Caaaahndy!" with a british accent!!! heehe cuute!!

[M.A.K.]

this happened a few weeks ago. This english teacher whom i don't know well(just his name) came into the library and sat on the computer besides me. I was working on my project . All of a sudden he kicked my foot! I ignored but he kicked again and then i looked at him. he said" i know u can't ignore me!" Well that was a surprise to me. I replied back that offcourse i can ignore u (i wasn't mad. i had heard that he acts funny). I got back to my work and then he asked me about my project. i told him abt it. he was all like" oh yeah..i need to turn my room into a solar one too..ok the contract is done..now ur hired!" i figured out he was fooling around (the school was cancelled due to a snowday). only 4 ppl in all were in library at that time. he started putting marks in the computer. I asked him does he have a load there to take care off? his response was "hell..yeah". no kiddin! this is wat he said almost shouting. khair i managed to take off from there!

After a week i was standing with my friends at the front doors and that teach was coming towards us. We had an exam that day so every1 was serious. my friends r his students so when he came near, he stopped and all of a sudden started acting like a freestyler! this was my chance to settle the score so i said "What's Up, Homie" in a heavy voice! u can imagine..everyone is serious and all of a sudden this happens. my friends they all cracked up and that teach he left right away!

[Paki_Rulz_1]

Once i was walking home, from locking up a gate, and i saw a girl, with another girl, they were across street, and one of the girl had very big pants on, and they fell and she tripped on them.. it was so funny, because when she got back up, she slipped again.. , and then they both looked at me.

I in the morning today, was going someplace when i got on to a little snow hill, i was coming down, and all of a sudden slipped, and fell on to my face, there were like tons of cars right there pasing by, it was embarassing, i got up and acted like nothing happened.

[cr33d]

one time in class, my computer teacher was explaing a concept, and right in the middle of a sentence he burped. It was a low one, and only me and my frend heard it. we looked at each other, then at the teacher, and i said , ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! juss to blow up his spot. he turrned soooooooo redd!!

[ApHrOdItE]

My cute cuzin, he goes into the bathroom, takes a plastic cup and proceeds to fill it with toilet water...When he gets caught..he starts jumping up and down screaming nayee nayeee < bath bath !> Cute kid...hehehe ok maybe a lil weird

[paabo]

i remember the first time my math teacher farted
me and a this one boy sit in the front, so we heard his loud n clear, next thing u know he wz rollin on the floor laughing, n i had fallen of ma chair..
damn tht wz soo funny, but not when he farts its just soo annoyin!!
he seriously need to stop!!! n they stink up the whole class, even if we open up all the windows, ma frnd be sprayin her body spray all over the place
lol!

[cr33d]

so ur teacher does it all the time?? gross!

[ApHrOdItE]

^^^ICK! I remember when i was on the train going to college and this bum is sitting on the bench on the train...all of a sudden you see a stream of liquid hitting the floor under the bench...I almost puked right there!!!

[cr33d]

ew!!! i remember one time....there was construction going on in front of my house. i had juss opened the door, wen this old man got up and fixed his pants blaccchhhh
he was peeing ON THE CONSTRUCTION!!!!!

ewwwwww


thank GOD i opened the door AFTER the fact

[paabo]

^^lol
i would have been like AH MAN! i missed it!

[cr33d]

OMG

[paree85luvya]

It happened in 1998. I went 2 Mumbai with my family in December. on the second day we visited Essel World along with our cousins who live there. There we saw muslim ladies wearing burqas. My lil bro, who was just of 5 years , when he saw those ladies wearing burqas, started shouting " DAKOO- DAKOO" (he hadnt seen any female with burqa yet that time). my sis (she was 6 years old then) said " Chup ker , Yeh ladies-Dakoo hain"

This post has been edited by paree85luvya: Feb 9 2004, 04:31 AM

[DumbledoresArmy]

^^ r u just trying to say somethimg against my embarrasing moment??/

[m e h a k]

lolzz..sum of em r funnie!

[cr33d]

i was watching this crocodile hunter movie (dont ask y )
and the guy took the crocodile out of the box it was in to set it free, and goes
"Will u look at that! Genuine CROC POO!"
With an austrailan accent
and with that, he jabbed his index finger in the poo and twirled his finger around.


LOLLLLL


croc poo
OMG LOLLLLL the way he said it!!!

[LastFarker]

My funniest moment was when I came to the US about 6 yrs ago. It was in my sophmore year (10th grade)

I had a huge crush on this girl. She was in my Science class. Keep in mind, I'd never asked a girl out before. So I go to her and said hello. She replied back with a hi. At that time I thought 'lets say something interesting'. and this is what I came up with.

"Did you know that the first 3 digits of your social security always have the zip code (postal code) of your first residence in the US?" and she went like
"Yeah? so...."(but not rudely).

Then I finally told her that I liked here and all. She replied with a polite "No". I was sad for a couple of days. It wasn't funny back then but now that I think about it...LOL.

[Umar_Zeeshan]

ummmmmmmmm i donno...sumtimes i feel high...lol and thats when everythign gets funny...there is nothing like FUNNY MOMMENTs...

[DeSiGyAl]

well the funniest moment was wen me and my frends was sitting in da common room cos it was raining outside, and one of ma m8 was lafing her head off for sum reason so loud that it was like her hed will burst, we was like "wot u lafing 4?" but that was wen we smelt it she did a fart. we all laft then she did it again ehhhh just for da heck of it an rite behind her was Adnan the boi she had a crush on 4 ages. we laft n tried tellin her but she just carried on lafin , wierd i know! then i grabbed her face an made her look behind her, n she was like k, then he walked out smilin, n we cried lafin so did she. well it was funny at tht tyme

[asad_000003]

^ okay should i say poor guy or poor gurl~


MY life is boring...I never had funny experiences!

[Sawaan]

hey guys.....u wouldnt believe it but this happened like two or three weeks ago
so we were sitting in our class room listening to the morning annoucements
right.........and our principal said that the English SOLs will take place during
SEX period
get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he was suppose to say SIX period..... ........but he said SEX period......

it was sooooooooooo hilarious.........the whole class cracked up and started laughing

[Aqsa]

Oh man i feel sorry 4 him!!!!

[dizzgurl]

wow ppl here had some crazy moments !
i never really had any though

[Sahil]

couple of days ago.. this lady comes in at a bakery that i work at .. and flashes me a card that is some handout of show on women .. khair .. she goes, give me a dark chocolate chip cookie...and a chocolate chip cookie..

..then she asks .. did you wrap them together, i go yeah, with a quizzical look on my face ... so she asks .. oh my .. how would i tell which one is which!!

... my reply was... the dark choc chip cookie will be darker! I had the whole place cracking up! .. poor lady...

[NightmareGirl]

[asad_000003]

[cr33d]

Hehe
One time some guy from MCI called, with a “new” plan. However, this “new” plan is the exact service I had thru verizon. But I felt like messing wit the guy’s head. Heres the conversation.(as best as I remember )
Guy: Hello. I am calling from MCI.
Me: Ok. Shoot.
Guy: well, the MCI is offering a new plan with many features. We offer three way calling, call waiting, and much more. On top of all this, we offer the first month free.
Me: free huh? That’s cool. How much?
Guy: well, the first month is free…
Me: yes I know. But how much??
Guy: after that its 50 dollars.
Me: Ok wait, run that by me again? Wht do u offer?
Guy: well, we offer three way calling, call waiting, and the first month free.
Me: wait, wats this for again?
Guy: im calling from MCI….
Me: ohh ok….i have a question.
Guy: yes?
Me: Y is the first month free?
Guy: Well, because we hope you like our service so much after a month that you stick with us.
Me: Ok, lets say, hypothetically of course, I decided to use your plan for a month, and then cut it. What happens?
Guy: well, were hoping that u will like our service enough to stay with it…
Me: yes yes, but WHAT IF?
Guy: well, then you have used a month of our service at no cost.
Me: well, ok then. What if everyone who uses your plan uses it for the first month and then cuts ur service. What would happen?
Guy: well, we’re hoping…..
Me: yes yes I know that you’re hoping we will stick to your plan. But still, what happens if everyone would cut ur service after using it for free?
Guy: well…
Me: you’d go bankrupt right? Because u aren’t getting any money right?
Guy: well yes…but we’re hoping that you’ll like our plan so much…..
Me: but I’m right , right? Youd go bankrupt?
Guy: yes.
Me: now, what was this for again?
Guy: (pause): Im calling from MCI.
Me: ohh ok. I’m not interested right now. Verizon is givin me the same thing. If I change my mind ill call u back.
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[TwIsTeD_AnGeL369]

^^^^ poor guy....

[chirin]

wow cr33d..
wondafull
dat's wat i feel lyk doin do doze fellas..but a fry-end of maine got a call from diz desi sounding dude from sumwhere n she totally wrapped him into a full time conversation..lyk tellin him her chem worries, how she hated our teacher (dat was last year..i mean, i still h8 him..CHEM)...n da guy was actually listening...awsum eh?

newais..ma funniest moments happen everyday afta 12 specially if ma mom cums n yells at me, den i go ballistic n start laffin ma hed off. it has sumthin to do wid da witchin hour...